To a Lady

Exuding piercing utterances;

Mindless drivel.

Put the dinky digital down –

Come on, let’s be civil.

A polite request:

Please

Enjoy yourself.

Do not bore others

With tomorrow night’s silent show;

Blurred image

Upon image

Of a snapped music set.

Oh concert-goer.

Shot after shot.

Read up on gig etiquette:

Be engrossed, and be reasonable,

Thanks a lot.

You’re not paid by the press,

Don’t make this a chore –

Instead: stay at home,

Have a chat, maybe tea?

YouTube’s showing’s just the same,

I’m sure.